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Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..
The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis
A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.
Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.
Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."
A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.
Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.
She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣
Watt?🤷 ♂️👌
Go off 👸
When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.
Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"
A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.
The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.
The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.
Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.
man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".
Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.
Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.