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When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
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A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.
Horlicks Wank
An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
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The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.
He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank
The act of waking up and masturbating.
Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.