A women that helps a man score/ hook up with usually a hot chick. She is not a cockblocker she helps with the introduction of the the two paramors but retreats when both paramors accept each others company
He has wing woman so that's why his never lonely in the weekends.
159π 31π
Is the opposite of a spite man.
The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but Iβm still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isnβt helping you.
Chance: Youβre Cheri is the one I canβt live without.
male who lures a woman into a false sense of security and puts them into the trunk of their vehicle
he is a woman embooter
Contrary to popular belief "No Woman, No Cry" was not a song written about getting over a girl. They are the words Bob Marley sings to his woman to assure her that he will return. Basically saying, No woman, don't cry. In the song the man is a travelling minstrel telling his woman he will come back for her.
"So dry your eyes I say, and while I'm gone
everything is going to be alright
everything is going to be alright now
no woman no cry, no woman no cry"
586π 134π
A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.
I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.
21π 2π
AKA, A platana.
A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
37π 5π
The woman is on top during sex. Possibly THE greatest sexual position.
625π 147π