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get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 04, 2023


tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 May 01, 2021


Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023


Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020


Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 April 12, 2011


nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024


Clearasil Job

When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.

Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.

by PolarBearExpress January 11, 2016