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A game involving a Matt Jacker and several of your friends.
the aim is to get further away than your friends from the Matt Jack whilst giving clues to the Matt Jacker that you are getting away
Person 1: I'm winning The Matt Jack game!
Person 2: fuck you, oh shit! here comes the Matt Jack!
Matt Jacker: can i play?
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Just like a regular jack and coke with one exception after drink has been prepared the bartender or drink preparer dips one or both of his testicles into the drink. Often adds a salty or more distinctive flavor. More often done between couples, frat boys E.T.C
"bartender i'd like a jack N balls please"
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When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks
I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.
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A nickname used for a fag who thinks he can handle more alchohal than he actually can. Mostly used for a guy named Jack.
"Jack you wanna split a 30 pack?"
"is that gonna be enough?"
"OH 30 PACK JACK!"
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1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.
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say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:
Me: I just jack dat shit.
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Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".
I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!
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