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A friend who is always there for you. Loves you endlessly and would help you with anything. Who always keeps and makes you happy. A person who could never break, hurt or leave you.
My super mega best friend is so funny.
You:can you be my friend?
Me the person writing this:yes
Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?
A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.
Hey, where are you going to college?
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
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1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.
2) A dildo.
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A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
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a band that consists of a guitarist (Dev), singer (Matt), a drummer (Joey) and a bassist (Amanda). Plays awesome music and is very close. They all eat a lot.
"I saw Friends Amongst Demons at a show and now I'm totally cool"
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