Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth
Yo, I got green russelled last noght.
The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.
Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.
The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
Something that can be said in Central Park on the green grass.
That’s not central green talk!
There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.
see also Green Lizardette
Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.
Sick man. What'd you do?
Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.