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when you put a sock on your dick while the girl is going through her period and they fuck
kayla was on her period, chad didn't have a condom, so he gave kayla a boston red sock
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NHL Ice hockey team.
Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)
Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?
Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey
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forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.
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by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!
the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...
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when you are going at it hot and heavy and the penis is inserted into the anus unexpectedly and painfully
We were going at it and it slipped in, it felt like a red hot poker in my ass!
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a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"
the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.
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Red bluff is terrible fucking excuse of a town, hot ass weather and tweaker ass women. 88% of the population is likely inbred
“Hey bro I wanna kill myself, my moms making us move to Red Bluff Ca”
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