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Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.
Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
Performing a blowjob on a placid penis.
My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.
A bet that has a very high probability of winning.
Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.
Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
just another way to say guy, but with more emotion
Look at that guy job over there