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When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.
A very difficult practice if you have constipation.
Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.
Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.
Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.
Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017
A god, creator, and supreme being. A god who many aspire to please in his poopy ways.
Oh Poop-lop-mc-gop how I wish to please you.
a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.
Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato