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A school filled rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Half the students take acid daily because of recent school drug testing. But don’t worry, they won states for football in 2018...every single person that goes there won’t let you forget it.
Joe: “hey don’t you go to St Xavier High school ?”
Tim: “Yeah!”
Joe: “oh ok, Fuck you!”
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A High School in Las Vegas or the Clarck County Area where you are not accepted if you dont do the following things every weekend:
1) smoke weed/ hookah
2) get drunk
3) pop pills
4) steal stuff from walmart
5) go to raves
(*in the parking lot of las vegas high school*)
-you wanna get fucked up this weekend?
-no i dont do that stuff
-.... ohhh.. well... laters.
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all it takes is a win against the worst team and they start carrying footballs around school to show off how average they are.
Player 1: check out my sweet mohawk, now people will think im good at sports
Player 2: nice, my girlfriends coming to the next game so i'm going to tell her that i sprained my ankle so she wont think im on the bench because i cant run a simple pattern
Player 3: go Northern High School Football!
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High school in the Lansing suburb of Grand Ledge. Tons of black people, but they're never actually in a class. They just roam the halls.
The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.
In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.
The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.
Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.
There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.
Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.
See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
Wigger: Yo bitch, outta the way!
Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.
Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Such is life in Grand Ledge High School
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Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!
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Also known as SEPHS;
Basically the most annoying Catholic School around full of annoying preps yet surprisingly cool teachers.
Person1: You got St.Edmund Prepatory High School?
Person2: Ya man. So happy I'm graduatin' this year.
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Supposably the number one, top of the line high school in Billings Montana. Several parents, however, have seen through this lie. The teachers in sky view don’t help the students, the principal is a sadistic freak, the halls are a mess, and the students are violent and spiteful
There have been several bomb threats close to the date 4/20 each year at SVHS, and ever year it gets worse and worse. However, unlink a normal school, the principal of SV ordered that all students be held inside the school instead of evacuating it, causing pointless drama and several mistrusting parents to pull the children out of school, and some even went as far as transferring the students to another school.
The school is also heavily populated with ‘Jocks’ and ‘Preps’ This clique owns over half the school, while the other half consists of gamers, nerds, goths and outcasts.
“Did you know a cheer leader wrote that bomb threat on the bathroom wall? The assistant principal has been in there watching people go in and out of the stalls ever since!”
“Man, Sky View High School is crazy.”
“Did you see that kid come out of Sky View!? He was hot, but oh my god. Sky View? I would never talk to him.”
25👍 12👎