When a shemale is riding a maleβs dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.
Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco
Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?
Chief Keef: You already know my nig.
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A website founded by I. Will. Eat. You, filled completely with randomness. It was created as an outlet for all of the funny and weird stuff found on the internet. It's filled so much that a second website had to open to have enough space. It is related to the website, Caleb and the Pirates, a band site.
Caleb and the Pirates
Random Cheese Doodles
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Grilled cheese sandwich
Have you been called a grilled cheese sandwich lately
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Mac and cheese, but made by a black person.
Christina- βDo you like Mac and cheese?β
Alexa- βNo but I love black Mac and cheese.β
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Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna
My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play
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This is when you do sexual activities in a car and you use this phrase to indicate that you or your partner has reached an orgasm. Could be used in present or past tense, also all genders are included as well.
Me: have you cheesed in his van?
Person: well, where else would I? His parents are home all the time.
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A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.
Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log
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