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Oliver-"I will make you a 6hr Fortnite map my dearest Tixy because I am a simp !"
Tixy-" Oh how lovely."
Oliver"Thats not the only thing i will make you and you'll see in 9 months."
S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
You
Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~
Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"
Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.
Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.
Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend
“Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”
A person who is willing to do anything for someone, whether fictional or real.
A person who fawns/goes crazy over someone, whether fictional or real.
What you would call someone who does the things above.
I am a simp, and I am proud of it.
______ is becoming a simp...
So what if I simp for fictional anime men and K-pop idols?