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penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

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Big Penis Boy

A man who is very big in the pants. A big penis boy is usually around 8 inches or more.

Wow Randall, you are a big penis boy! That thing dangles to the floor!

by BIG PENIS BOY BJ March 18, 2009

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penis gargle

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

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penis trap

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

by madshetay June 7, 2010

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penis umbra

The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...

That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.

by badwsky February 5, 2010

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penis envy

Penis envy:

A man who has a small penis.

Lots of men suffer with penis envy.

by แผ€ฮปฮฎฮธฮตฮนฮฑ December 22, 2017

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ur penis

ur penis is an intresting word for sex

Ur penis is bigger than mine :o

by AstiSucksIdk April 11, 2021

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