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a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast
wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty
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A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
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A sexy guy. His Penis is 1 foot long and he is always having sex. He is smart and good at video games. He has never failed a class and he is always playing sports. He is 6 feet tall and irresistible.
Jack Dawson is very sexy.
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An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.
NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
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An apparently "girly" band that was awesome, but I am a fan and I am a male. Anyway, they were a Gothic Alternative Rock band was made up of mostly females. They broke up in late 2000 because of PMS problems or something. They have a music video of My Cat. And the former lead singer Jessicka formed another band in 2001 called Scarling, which is pretty good.
Jack Off Jill has the most hilarious band name.
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The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.
Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.
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When one takes Adderall when one is still half asleep, whilst setting one's alarm to go off ten minutes into the future. When the alarm goes off, one will find oneself jumping up, suddenly wide awake. Popping up out of one's bed like that fey, much-celebrated children's toy of yesteryear.
Jack: Give me some of your 10 mg generics, I am going to need to pull a Jack-in-the-box this morning.
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