National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy
national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
National zargadoula day it’s the day we celebrate zargadoulas birthday!! 15 march the day of zargadoulas birth.
Do you know what day is today? No. It’s national zargadoula day!!
Nov. 11. On this day, you can legally throw anyone named Erik across a room.
yeah its National Throw Erik day, we can yeet him
National Big Nose Day is held on January 10th. This day focuses and celebrates big nosed people. No matter who you are if you have a big nose we will celebrate it!
National Big Nose Day:
A small nosed person to a big nosed person: Today is National Nose Day, let’s throw a party for you because you have a huge nose!
August 2nd,
Day where idiots foam over trains to the excitement of nobody. Nobody likes foamers yet they still exist and therefore like anything else, get a day because they are so well known and disliked.
Man.. these idiots are getting excited for National foamer day. I can see them now piling around plant city and spamming the chat of Virtual Railfan.
29.novemeber is national sauce day :)
you blindfolded eat chicken and have nokkrar sósur and dip and gísk. If you guess ratty you get points and the one who has most points wins source day
man 1:omg what day is tomorrow.
man 2: its 29 November it is national sauce day
all men: yeeeeeesssssss man