steeze monkey

a bowl skate boarder that performs tricks easily with major style that cannot be mimicked

look at that guy shred, he's such a steeze monkey

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Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming

He was such a Cum monkey last night.

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Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

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Autistic monkey

A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isn’t that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.

“I tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkey”
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monkey giggle

Noun
1)- A term used for something that you either don't know what it is, or think you might but don't want to know or say.
2)semen
3)the noise made while orgasming during angry sex

E1) girl:"whats that stain on your floor?"
guy:" thats just some monkey giggle"
E2) "it smells like monkey giggles in here"
E3) "hhheeee...hhheeee...hhheee!"

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pop monkey

a very silly character, someone who acts like a crack head but isn't.

that mofo eric is a straight up pop monkey!

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Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!

Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.

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