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Jacking off in a taco bell bathroom after eating a 3-layer burrito, while taking an explosive shit. Sweet coming out the tip, spicy coming out the asshole.
“I gotta choke down this burrito so i can do the sweet n’ spicy in a short time”
Puke your brains out, then chug an adult beverage of choice. I mean chug. Right after the god bitchin damn puke hits the ground your drink hits your fuckin mouth. Chug that shit shit son. Don’t be a bitch. Pull the trigga N succ her in ya.
Damn she was lookin all innocent N cute. Thought I could pull one over but… then……..She did the old Chuck N Chug then got damn hit a foil ass perc. I said damn son we aint built for this typa feral shit. Prolly sum east mesa scraper racoon ass bitch.
Brushing your teeth and flossing your gums
Did you brush and tuck n' tape tape last night?
ANOTHER DUMB THING.
JUST LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
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yes i typed it all exactly like the dumb thing already written ouch...
This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!
I did. Jack n wax on my "candle" Last. Night. My gf wanted to know why my head was red!
The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal
I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.
what little kids that shouldn't be on effing Xboxpc/ps4 say to people who beat them in call of duty
random guy: *gets kill*
kid: i will say the n-word *says it*