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A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public
Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!
A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
A guy friend is a guy who starts as a friend purely to try and steal your girl
Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
The male equivalent to a Get-With Girl. (Refer to definition under "Get-With Girl.")
Get-With Guy: Refer to example under Get-With Girl.
The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
To take longer on a job then it should
Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy