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hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 11, 2017


Right Hand Lady

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.

She is my Right Hand Lady

by Bhediya November 2, 2020


hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021


wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

by nilirem April 6, 2020


Still Hand

The person in a fixed card game who is dealt the winning hand.

Kid can sniff out a still hand from a mile away.

by PCooper May 6, 2008


Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 12, 2018


Hands in Joggers

A (Mostly) Male, touching there dick to show off.

Did you see that jack had his hands in joggers! he was holding is tiny penis!

by smalldick12484 December 31, 2022