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We Don’t Know: The Game

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

by Plasmus October 12, 2018


Space War Crimes: The game

also known as stellaris.
its a game where you commit War crimes... IN SPACE!

Billy: "You like stellaris?"
Bill: "Do you mean: Space War Crimes: The game?"

by Ofton February 12, 2020


Don't play games with me

"don't play games with me" this phrase is usually used to express an emotional reaction to an idiot(men) trying to make a woman react in an unpleasant manner, and when a man usually hears that he should know to go and make whoever said it spaghetti bolognaise YES👍

Don't play games with me boy

by Rare Content March 10, 2022

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izzy's special drinking game

drinking game: drink and make one cup of tea everytime you...

-feel that really empty feeling
-start shaking uncontrollably
-feel like they hate you because they do you worthless trash
-when they leave and it's your fault that they did
-when theyre mad and its your fault

hey youre playing izzy's special drinking game?

hey yeah. im really upset that this wont be published so im gonna play this to cope.

by mayonnaise the tree December 9, 2017


Reality/game show moron

Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.

You couldn't explain it to the reality/game show moron, you had to show him/her.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2020


Reality/game show moron

Someone who cant watch a movie without thinking people in real life are like the characters in a movie they watched, whether it be Step Brothers or Titanic.

The reality/game show moron never distinguished between life and movies/TV, which is why he/she was always trying to get on TV around like minded people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020


bird game about boards

What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.

“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards

by March 24, 2023