Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.
Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.
When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.
My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.
some apple dude said it and now i cant stop
monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks
When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.
May also be confused with a lazy eye.
"Hey look at that cross-eyed bitch"
"No that's a dangle eye"
When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.
Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.
Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!
when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped
i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped