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A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.
I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.
When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.
Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.
“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”
head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.
your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!
When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string
The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job
People say it’s yard work but the person doing the odd jobs is really engaging in sexual favors in exchange for money.
Person 1: I do odd jobs for this man that I know
Person 2: what kind of odd jobs
Person 3: he sucks dick for money
Person 1: no I do lawn work
When you hit a vape and a dab pen at the same time
Hey man did you just do an odd job?
Yeah dude