John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn
When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.
“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”
a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3
Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer
Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s
“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”
literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best
Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!
John crews made me cum