The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.
Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.
Johnny's girlfriend is out of town for a few weeks. I guess he gonna be a meat baseter
Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.
Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.
kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......
When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.
Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT