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A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.
When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
When you draw so much your hand hurts
"Man I've been drawing so much I think I have the drawing hand"
When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member
Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.
When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.
Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!
My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.