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Yo baby when we get home tonight I am giving you the BIG STINKY CHEESE!
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the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you shit on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then shit right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.
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A sandwich that is prepared with cheese between two slices of bread then placed in a brown paper bag and cooked by pressing a hot iron over the bag.
After doing his laundry, a typical Riker's Island inmate will make a ghetto grilled cheese sandwich before unplugging the iron.
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I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?
An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.
First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.
But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...
Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
The act of fingering your partner while she has her period. After your finished make her lick it off your hands.
my girl had her period last night so i gave her chili cheese fries!!!
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An Ethiopian with a yeast-infection
The Quarter Pounder with Cheese had to decide between eating that week or getting some sweet ointment for her snizz.
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possibly one of the greatest motto's in history, is a sentence wanting to say peace out or later coined by popular youtuber Timothy Delaghetto
person 1: peace out!
person 2: Love peace skeet cheese
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