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A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Giving oral to a blue waffle cream pie.
I can't believe that William gave oral to an evil juice box.
Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.
The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
The awful and uneasy feeling of that drip when you gamble by farting. The skid stain evidence on your undershirts or wet feeling in your ass crack after a fart mistake
I was in gym class and when the teacher was changing into his gym clothes, his skivvies had clear signs of bunt juice down the middle of them. He should've held those babies in!
cocain or adderal taken before a rugby match
he took flanker juice before the game against provo broke his cheek bone got back up and finnishes the game
Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.
They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.
Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."
Annoying kids that when they show up to your house ask for nothing but soda and juice.
A Soda Kid/Juice Kid:
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0