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When your buddy decides to put on +100 and stop exercising for 2 years.
1: "Bro, what happened to Jared? He's changed."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.
-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!
this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes
“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet