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When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart
Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*
Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart
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It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high
Ohh it's sooo goood (Dubai drug fart)
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When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
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A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
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The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus
Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain
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When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.
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doodoo butter fart is letting out the most monstrous no the most colossal dump any one person will ever let out
chad 1: hey bro i just let out the doodoo butter fart.
chad 2: suh dude thats pretty cool want to go to a frat party.
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