A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.
“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”
A road soda for people who are walking.
I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!
the most annoying person you will ever meet
behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry