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Behr

1. A man of his word
2. Can be very sexual

3. Has a huge Johnson

4. Is very sexy

5. He's a beast in bed

Ex : you see that guy over there he is such a Behr

by Peydin January 13, 2018

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Behr

1. Larger then average size man that hates everyone
2. A big man that is always drunk
3. Man that is hard to handel and becomes more of a ass as the night goes on
4. Tall big man that never sleeps is angry and looks crazy

My friend was way to blacked out drunk tryin to fight everone he had that thousand yard gaze with that crazy look in his eyes.. such a behr

by quanchi2100 April 26, 2011

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Behr

A synonym of the word beer

A strong beer that grows hair on the chest

pronounced: "bair"

Boys, a few behrs tonight?

Give me a couple behrs

by Beverley Dyl March 4, 2014

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Anders Behring Breivik

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap

Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

by The Finnisher February 10, 2012

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