Rural Dictionary

Winger-ing

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee

Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."

by dorito jackson, atl ga March 24, 2009

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fogle-ing

A type of sexual role-play that simulates pedophilia. To be considered fogle-ing, the act must involve the male taking the dominant role, while the female takes her respective submissive persona. In these roles, the male will play an older man, while the female will play the much younger girl. Usually, theatrical force is exerted from the male, while the female displays an equally theatrical resistance. Virginity is a trait commonly imagined by the fogle-ing female.

"Fogle-ing is so refreshing, it makes me feel like a little girl again."

by Sock Puppet JJ November 20, 2015

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Endgame-ing

Accidentally sending a NSFW photo or video to someone you're dating.

I almost ended up endgame-ing Jon by sending him a NSFW photo I had in my camera-roll, it was in between the photo of my dog and the bomb salad I had for lunch!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

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Spaghetti-ing

Verb. The act of tangling Ethernet cables in such a fashion that it is reminiscent of a large bowl of angel hair pasta while speaking with a technical support representative.

Support Rep: Now, take the wire running from your computer to your router and move it to the back of the modem.

Customer: Hang on, I've spaghettied my wires.

Support Rep: ...Spagettied?

Customer: Yeah, I'm spaghetti-ing my wires.

Support Rep: ...

by Support Rep May 30, 2007

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