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Manny Car

A beat up shitter of a car

Manny Car had a shitter of a Nissan hardtop truck. Bumpers gone, taillights out, no seats.

by urbanparks October 3, 2019


Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.

"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.

by BustaNutt April 17, 2011


car clothes

Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:

1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.

2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.

3) Sweats/sunday clothes.

Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:

1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".

2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".

3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".

by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009


Ninja Car

A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.

I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!

by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010


Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"

"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"

by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017


Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009


Dababy car

A car originated from a rapper named Dababy when he turned a young african american male into a convertible in his hit song suge...
also its expensive as hell

Dababy Car's engine sounds* YEAH YEAH
Dababy Car's gas sounds* LETS GOO
Dababy Car's parking sounds* I PULL UP LIKE

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021