Your mom

A word used if you cant think of anything else

Guy 1: "Sup bushman"
Guy 2: "Nah shut up your mum"
Guy 1: "What about my mum bitch?"
Guy 2: "Ur mums got a foreskin faggot"

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your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

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your mom

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

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Your mom

The most versetile joke on the planet.

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.

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your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

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Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

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Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

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