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The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
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noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
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When you're about to go absolutely insane in a sport, game, test, or anything in that matter. You absolutely must let everyone in your surroundings be aware that you are about to, by shouting "IT'S ABDULLY TIME". However, this power does have its weaknesses, as you must pull off something amazing as you have stated that it is indeed abdully time. If you don't you will look like an idiot and be ridiculed for the remaining time you have on this planet.
General Clark: "Shit! We're surrounded! Drop your weapons and surrender lads, this one's over."
Private Johnson: "Not yet, sir. Not until I have pulled this one off. IT'S ABDULLY TIME"
Pack Time is a term used to describe putting a fat dip of tobacco in your lip. Pack Time describes packing the can as well as packing your lips.
"Hey bro you trying to have Pack Time after school?"
"Hey man do you know what time it is?" "Ya dude it's 5:30." "Na man it's Pack Time!"
The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.
It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.
Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
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Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.