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Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023


abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017


"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.

Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!

by QuacksO October 28, 2018


depressor abuser

Definition of someone using the Oppressor MK2 and griefing the whole lobby. They probably has more than infinite money to blow up everyone's vehicle, also they might have more Oppressors in their garage rather than normal cars.

DeathKitty710: Bro, what is that flying bike?
JuStinCrackEdaTFortNIte: That's an Oppressor MK2.
DeathKitty710: Why is he griefing?
JuStinCrackEdaTFortNIte: Because he's a depressor abuser.

by weeabooguyhere May 6, 2022


abuse

abuse is when celestine beats peyton for no reason then goes back and says she doesn’t abuse peyton

Celestine: *hits peyton* aka abuse
peyton: celestine stop abusing me
celestine: im not abusing you

by p3yytonn_ November 22, 2021


abuse

something my dad does to me a lot </3

my dad hits mummy :( love the abuse

by iconicslut February 24, 2022


Abuse

Using child soldiers in a war on porn dehistorifying the very last batch of children who served now in a mass grave and using child soldiers for sex

The abuse is autocratic idiocy designed to suppress creative thinking and torture precious millennium children

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022