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When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass.
Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!
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When you are getting some hella good head and your about to cum, you grab the chicks ears and yank her head closer when you cum the jizz comes out of the sides of her mouth like elephant tusks.
*yeah this bitch is gonna be crazy like an elephant after this so watch your cock!*
George: Damn i had a close call last night...
Adam: What happened?
George: I gave a girl some African Elephant Tusks last night and the bitch went crazy! I'm lucky i still got my "purple headed yogurt slinger"!
Adam: Dude next time try a "one eyed panda"
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A "politically correct" term white people use to refer to black people in an attempt to "not be racist", when in reality calling a black person BLACK would be "politically correct", and is in no way racist, in opposition to a white person calling a black person "nigger", which still isn't racist because Irish people were called nigger long before black people since it means "slave".
Politician: We need to address the issues of the African American community more directly!
Black person: Shut da fuck up wit dat shit whitey! I'm motherfuckin' black, and dat's it!
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Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...
I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.
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When members of an African tribe engage in a orgy involving the process of piercing a raw tree stick into the penises of a monkey and a human tribe member to
bring the two creatures as one. The female members call upon killer lion and stick raw meat in their vaginas to attract them; the lions are appalled by the nasty fish smell and commit suicide by gaging each other with their large penises.
"Pete, When I went to Africa where the black people come from, I saw a rare occurrence of African Tribal sex and got some pretty bitch slappin pics"
"No way Dude?! I totally want to see them!"
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The act of pouring hot sauce on an African American male's erect penis before sucking the sauce off with one's mouth- optionally, and most often, while performing oral pleasure. The name of the act can change in accordance with the male's ethnicity- for example, Korean Chili Pepper or East Indian Chili Pepper.
I saw her eying that black guy most of the night- I smell an African Chili Pepper coming on...
I don't imagine a Korean Chili Pepper would require much sauce, but take what you need.
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