April 1

Your friends like you day

Person: I love you
Same person: April fools

April 1

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April 28th

April 28th is national first kiss day! Kiss the person you've been dying to lately!

Dude: Hey girl, I just- *smoochie*
Girl: happy national first kiss day!

April 28th is national first kiss day! Let's get a kissin!

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april washko

possibly the finest actress in existance. hott, classy, & damn good.

why people dont know more about her is beyond me

Me: have you heard about april washko?
guy2: hell yeah... april washko... one hot mama

in a sentance:
"they totally need to put an april washko in this movie ryte hurr"

april washko like that scarlett chick from that old west movie

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20 april

Hitler was born this day.

"i was born 20 april"
"oh did you know hitler was born that day you are fucking cursed"

april 23

if your birthday is today well your really pretty and all the guys/girls want you

that girl is born on april 23 shes gotta be drop dead gorgeous

April 30th

Suck your own dick day.

Hey man, it's April 30th, I need lube and some assistance

April 27

National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day

April 27 Means, If You Have A Girlfriend Kiss Her Before Its To Late.

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