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Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.
Do you want an Australian kiss?
What's that?
A kiss down under.
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After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.
Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it
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The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
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The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.
When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .
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What you get when you allow Australian convicts to invent a sport.
They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).
- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*
I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.
I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...
I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)
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Kissing or sucking ass, or playing with tongue and lips in and around someone's asshole.
Sucking up to somebody.
Much practiced by John Howard, prime minister of Australia when he is with Dubya.
Look at that brown-noser, he's giving his boss an Australian Kiss (Aussie Kiss) again.
Little Johnnie is giving Dubya (or Dickhead Cheney) an Australian Kiss again
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the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.
man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"
man 2: "nice dude!"
man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."
man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"
man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."
man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."
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