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Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023


Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches March 6, 2018


Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 24, 2019


Trash Axing

The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.

My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.

by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021


the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021


to the M ax

to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better

Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.

by niggs to the M ax February 20, 2003


true-axe breath

a person with rancid dog breath

Dude, he has true-axe breath. He needs to floss his teeth.

by thebeetman October 3, 2014