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baseball

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks

person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring

by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019


Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019


Baseball

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.

Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.

by Merij November 11, 2014


Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 17, 2020


Baseball

Code word for Sexual Intercourse

“me and the boys are gonna play baseball later you coming?”

naw bro thats gay, have fun tho”

by Lobsterpiss November 23, 2021


Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.

"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !

by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 13, 2017


Baseball

A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on

Me and Clayton are going to play baseball for a couple of hours.

by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017