12th base

A sexual act including a saddle and/or table tennis paddle

guy 1: we got so far last night
guy 2: what base
guy 1: 12th base
guy 2: Woah!!! how did u get a saddle into her car

59👍 20👎

base rape

In an online game, the act of killing spawning enemies before they leave the base.

It was a total base rape that last round of Warhawk.

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1001st base

When two men clip open their ball sacks, allowing their nuts to fall out and dangle on your eyelids as you orgasm.

Chris: Hey, Katherine.
Katherine: Hi, Chris!
Chris: I 1001st base'd last night!
Katherine: Holy.. fuck..

20👍 5👎

Relationship Bases

1st...Tongues (Kissing With Tongues)
2nd... Touching (Touching Of The Other Persons Penis, Boobs And/Or Vagina)
3rd... Oral (Oral Sex, Sucking Their Penis Or Licking Out Their Vagina)
4th... Sex (Intercourse)

Girl 1: What Relationship Bases Did You Hit?
Girl 2: Me And The Dude Skipped 1st And 2nd Base And Went Straight To 3rd, Oral ;)

1295👍 615👎

52nd Base

Having sex with fire

(Doing fire up the ass gets you bonus points)

Mr. Pill: I'm never going to 52nd base again

Mr. Tool: Why?

Mr. Pill: It burns

45👍 15👎

The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)

Have you Heard of the Bases (reinvented)?

5 base

Anal sex

Friend:have you hit 5 base with your girlfriend

You: what is that
Friend:it is anal sex
You: ok