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When one goes to the bathroom to piss, shit, and cum all in one setting.
Mark: Yo Chad, get out of the bathroom! We’re gonna be late to the game!
Chad: Gimme a second man! I’m doing the bathroom trinity!
Mark: Again?!?
The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone
There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom
When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs
Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?
Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS
Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut
Friend#2: yeah.. haha
When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.
Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
A "bathroom house" is a term used to describe a large-scale unhygienic house party where guests are encouraged to relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere they please at their own convenience.
Hey who’s trying to go to the bathroom house tonight?
Oh fuck yea I wanna go to the bathroom house tonight!
where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..
PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"