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(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”
Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!
Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.
You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop
Hey look over there, it’s brett the pork chop
Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.
A male that secretes an excessive amount of cheese.
Hey, did you get that cheese from Brett?
A douche bag. A man who is douchey
Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No
Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett
He’s a very smart and tall guy guy. He’s caring and looks amazing and is a total love bug with a hilarious personality. He’ll be your best friend and definitely someone you can always go to he’s definitely too good to be true because you’d never think he’d do anything bad to you. But he’ll break your heart and leave you whenever he wants. He won’t care about how long he knew you or how much you’ll do for him. He’s a player. And he’ll charm you until you fall in love. Don’t get caught up in that storm.
“Don’t trust a brett. He’s a manipulator. ”