Used to describe someone who was the MVP of an activity such as a sport or an online game.
Michael "James, you carried us like a fucking bag"
James "yeah well I've been practicing for the football match all week"
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.
She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."
A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
A carried plat is someone who sucks at the game but has such good teamates that can carry him from gold to platinum elo.
Yo you see him over there he's a carried plat he has a .8 kd and sucks at the game.
To get revenge on someone by taking it out on their car. This is because in her song Before He Cheats she smashes a guys car.
“I’m gonna pull a Carrie Underwood on him.”
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