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card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc April 5, 2012


As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023


go Carrie Underwood

To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.

Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.

Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024


Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely

Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.

by xreyoflight July 10, 2017


Carrying the pigs to market

An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.

Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!

by echo-t2o-n9ne-on1 December 31, 2022


Carried Plat

Emillian Garcia

Dude you have a .7 KD, you’re a carried plat

by Dpicymerv March 6, 2024


Carried Plat

A carried plat is someone who sucks at the game but has such good teamates that can carry him from gold to platinum elo.

Yo you see him over there he's a carried plat he has a .8 kd and sucks at the game.

by Xotic9280 October 27, 2020