Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

Clay

A perfect guy. A great listener and super hot. Every girl wants to date him and dreams about him asking them out. Likes to joke around but never tries to hurt anyone. Sometimes a yes man, he can get caught up in following everyone and not listening to himself. Very athletic and smart. Won’t fall for anyone, but if he falls for you never ever let him go. Loves being with people who are just chill and always makes everyone laugh.

1. Who’s that? He’s really hot.

2. That’s Clay! He’s the best.

Clay

Dirt

Look at that clay on the ground

Clay

A small man obsessed with ghosts, looks like the kid from UP. Likes making portraits of himself, works for residential care facilities. Very strict and uptight.

Clay is a very weird man.

Clay

Someone who fucks HR and is a cuckold

Clay fucks HR and is a cuckold

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.