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When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.
My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.
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The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober
Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
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A derogatory term used by PC gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. Console games are generally played on a couch in one's living room. As opposed to PC games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.
You bought Oblivion for the 360? What, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?
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This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.
Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
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Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah
your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch
A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch
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to exhibit strange or frenetic behaviour
During his interview on the Oprah show Tom Cruise began to jump the couch and went crazy...
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Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.
Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.
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