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A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
"Yo bro I just got with my ex bestfriends ex wife/mom and we did the cougar fang
A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie dude is with his mom or dating a cougar.
Jack: Mom-or-Cougar?
Jill: Cougar
(pause)
Jack: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?
Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain
When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby